Here, I bring to you the nobility of the almost human porpoise. Also known as a collection of random things.
- My bike is awesome, no matter what some haters say.
- Whenever I don’t wear something that screams “HEY I’M A GIRL AND HAVE GIRL PARTS,” I should fully expect to get yelled at whenever I walk into a girl’s restroom.
- My direct supervisor at the university is a manipulative liar that needs to never again call me at 9:30pm asking me to work more (guess what the answer was).
- I really need to work on my flirting skillz. Today at Starbucks…. rough.
- Lastly, this is what my campus looks like at 1:30am. No. People. Anywhere. Students have an 11:30pm curfew, after which the campus gates and dorms are locked up… I feel like such a rebellious hussy here!