Spreading mortification where’er I go!

16 Jan

Best bathroom reaction EVER.

So I just got a new haircut moments ago. It’s the classic fauxhawk, but this time my hairstylist decided to give me extremely short sides. Like they’re so short they’re fuzzy! Amazing.

I went into the lady’s bathroom at a nearby mall, since my next stop was Starbucks and coffee shops here inexplicably have no bathrooms. On my way out, a 50-something year old woman came walking in. When she saw me, she stared at me, stopped, then BACKED UP SLOWLY. Confusion and embarrassment were unmistakably etched across her face.

“我进错了!” I entered the wrong bathroom, she stuttered.

I assured her this was not the case, as I walked past her and started cracking up laughing. I’ve never had someone literally back away from me in terror. You should have seen the look on her face! Pure gold. And the fact that it happened two seconds after I got this new haircut signals to me that I have a lot of such reactions to look forward to in the near future.

Oh China. You and your small-minded views of what women look like. xoxo

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Posted by on January 16, 2013 in Uncategorized



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